Who is responsible for the BP oil spill

1. Whiny ass kids who sleep with the bathroom light on.

2. People who drive around mall parking lots looking for a space close to the building instead of getting their fat asses out of the car and walking from the far end of the lot.

3. Anybody who so much as looked in the direction of a Hummer dealership.

4. Every grandmother who sneaks down in the dark to nudge the thermostat up above meat locker.

5. God for making it so elfin hot in the South

6. God again, for making it so elfin cold in the North

7. NASCAR

8. Orville and Wilbur Wright.

9. Edwin Ruud.

10. Everyone not already mentioned by name.