Monday, December 31, 2012

Don't rock my boat

Cause I don't want my boat to be rockin


Sunday, December 30, 2012

Saturday, December 29, 2012

Friday, December 28, 2012

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Nothing to prove

Nobody would believe it anyway

Don't worry, if there's a hell below, we're all gonna go



Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Its a war

We don't need no more trouble, what we need is a war


Friday, December 21, 2012

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Monday, December 17, 2012

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Saturday, December 15, 2012

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Friday, December 7, 2012

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Friday, November 30, 2012

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Monday, November 26, 2012

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Friday, November 23, 2012

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Monday, November 19, 2012

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Monday, November 12, 2012

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Friday, November 9, 2012

Dees boys is mesegenated

This band of miscreants here this very evening interfered with a lynch mob in the performance of its duty

They trampled all over our venerated obsoivances and rituals

and I have it on the highest authority...

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Four more beers

Did he say poke chop

Monday, November 5, 2012

They're trying to wash us away

OK I will bring it up.

I wonder how many of those people in the New York and New Jersey area on TV talkin bout "somebody come hep us" wanted the government out of their lives three weeks ago. Hell, I wonder how many are still going to vote for limited government now.

You know if it were up to me, I would line them all up in front of those government blankets and bottled water and the generators and the emergency fuel trucks and take a poll. Show of hands, how many of you sombitches think the government is the problem?

But I guess that's why I ain't the President of nothin.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Friday, November 2, 2012

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Just walk on by


Don't waste your time


Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Monday, October 22, 2012

Respect yourself

Put your hand over your mouth when you cough, it'll help the solution




Sunday, October 21, 2012

Saturday, October 20, 2012

Friday, October 19, 2012

Treat me like a man

 Door to your heart, just shopping not buying


Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Monday, October 15, 2012

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Saturday, October 13, 2012

I'm an orange moon

Reflecting the light of the sun

His light was too bright

So they turned away

And he stood alone

Every night and every day



Thursday, October 11, 2012

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Monday, October 8, 2012

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Friday, October 5, 2012

Playing crap and calling it jazz

You can take a dump in a bowl and call it chocolate surprise but no matter how much whipped cream you put on it its still a bowl full of crap.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Saturday, September 29, 2012

World keeps going round and round


Yesterday was a prayer for peace and we continue today


Friday, September 28, 2012

I can't write left handed

but I don't need nobody writing nothing for me


Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Monday, September 24, 2012

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Monday, September 17, 2012

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Friday, September 14, 2012

Thursday, September 13, 2012

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Monday, September 10, 2012

Sunday, September 9, 2012

That's why I'm easy

Seems to me girl you know I've done all I can

You see I've begged stole and I borrowed






Saturday, September 8, 2012

Friday, September 7, 2012

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Comin from where I'm from


Sometimes you gotta walk to work
Sometimes you gotta do a little dirt


Sometimes you gotta cry a little bit louder
Sometimes you gotta fight the pain
Sometimes you gotta walk alone
Sometimes you get a little worried
Sometimes you get a little lost and outta touch
Sometimes I think I pray a little bit too much


Sometimes I get a little scared



Friday, August 31, 2012

Blizzard of lies

Your toes and knees aren't all you'll freeze when you're in it up to your thighs






Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Monday, August 27, 2012

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Aw naw, hell naw boy


Yall done up and done it



Friday, August 24, 2012

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Monday, August 20, 2012

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Friday, August 17, 2012

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

I can't say how


but I'm over it now

and I guess

you just don't want to know

Monday, August 13, 2012

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Saturday, August 11, 2012

I know you'd like to thank

Yo shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer see
Roses really smell like booboo ooh
Yeah, roses really smell like booboo ooh


Thursday, August 9, 2012

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Big giant frozen turd


Sooner or later that sombitch is gonna thaw out.

Friday, August 3, 2012

Hey Chic fil-a STFU and make me a sammidge


Nobody cares what you think about anything.  We were not coming into your establishment because of all the deep thoughts you were thinking. You are running a business not a ministry.  You are free to believe anything you choose to believe but that doesn't mean the rest of us want to hear about it.

Yeah maybe homosexuality doesn't exactly mesh with the natural order of things.  Got it, check.  But some people might consider eating a chicken breast without the wing as unnatural, so we all got our issues.  But now yall got things so jacked up that we can't even have lunch without it being some kind of political statement.  I just want to grab a sandwich and get back to work.  Leave the politics to the politicians


Get back in the kitchen you neanderthals, heat up the grease and cue the heifers so maybe everybody can get back to mocking the chickens.

Speaking of heifers, let's turn our attention to Michael Jackson's brood.

Some of you may not have ever had to deal with a 14 year old in the house.  But speaking from personal experience it ain't for the faint of heart under the best of circumstances.  Stir in a lifetime of dysfunction, with intense media scrutiny and a heavy dose of court ordered anything ladled over a premature death with a billion dollar fortune in play and you got yourself one helluva jackpot.  Katherine is an old lady, and I can tell you she don't need this.

The Jacksons, especially Michael, have grown up to be, let's just say, something of a disappointment.  But back in the day the Jacksons made it possible to dream your way out of the hood.  If they could make it out of the hood and still wear those big afros then the rest of us could make it too.  And it is for this reason I am rooting for this family to "succeed".  I still have a soft spot for those young urchins who sprang into our consciousness in 1969. 

Jermaine, who has always seemed to be one of the more sane members of the family and a voice of reason through the years has requested space for the family to heal and deal with their issues.

I say we give it to them.



Thursday, August 2, 2012

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Kung Fu

Our days of comfort, days of night
Don't put yourself in solitude
Who can I trust with my life
When people tend to be so rude?

My mama borne me in a ghetto
There was no mattress for my head
But no, she couldn't call me Jesus
I wasn't white enough, she said

And then she named me, kung fu
Don't have to explain it, no, kung fu
Don't know how you'll take it, kung fu
I'm just trying to make it, kung fu

I've got some babies and some sisters
My brother worked for Uncle Sam
It's just a shame, ain't it, mister
We being brothers of the damned

But nothing brings about the difference
You are my lover, do believe
Shall we join hands for tomorrow?
Don't giving up, then up your sleeve

Keep your head high, kung fu
I will till I die, yeah, kung fu
Don't be too intense, no, kung fu
Keep your common sense, yeah, kung fu

Don't mistake life for a secret
There is no secret part of you
You bet your life if you think wicked
Someone else is thinking wicked too

Keep your head high, kung fu
I will till I die, yeah, kung fu
Don't be too intense, no, kung fu
Keep your common sense, yeah, kung fu

Our days of comfort, days of night
Don't put yourself in solitude
Who can I trust with my life
When people tend to be so rude?

My mama borne me in a ghetto
There was no mattress for my head
But no, she couldn't name me Jesus
I wasn't white enough, she said

And then she named me, kung fu
Don't have to explain it, no, kung fu 
Don't know how you'll take it, kung fu
I'm just trying to make it, kung fu

Kung, kung fu, kung fu

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Thursday, July 12, 2012

What can I do for you

What can you do for me

Preach brother, preach

People want true things
Or nothing at all
People want sincerity
And nothing more
People need happiness as land needs rain
We need rain we need light we need love
Yes you'll find it so hard
To live without love love love
Love love love
Love love love
Whoa just say yeah (oh yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

People want to live (uh huh)
Not merely exist
People want to enjoy
Not suffer and fear no no no
People need understanding
Not tensions or confusion no no
Oh I wonder should the people who present us this solution talk about love love love
Love love love
Love love love
Oh yeah
Just say yeah (oh yeah)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Say yeah
Ooh yeah

We need power
We need power
We need peace
Peace
Peace
Peace

I think we'll all agree
I think we'll all agree
That's not fighting (fighting)
That's not fighting
Because this ain't war
This ain't war
This ain't war
This ain't war
I know it's not too late to love love love
Love love love
Love love love
Love love love
Love love love

What can I do for you
What can you do for me




Wednesday, July 11, 2012

And how is it that


they all know the words yet we've never heard of him


Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Right leaning lefties vs left leaning righties

Dayum, this woman is nearly 70 years old and still got it in any way you might want to interpret it.

Cher eat your heart out.




Saturday, July 7, 2012

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Invitation

But just a little laid back

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Monday, July 2, 2012

Sunday, July 1, 2012

The paradox of overwhelming Advantage in America

The harder you squeeze, the further juice squirts in the wrong direction


Friday, June 29, 2012

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Look the other way

There's no control, but that's alright

 I'm gonna look the other way and hold on tight



Saturday, June 23, 2012

Skin I'm in

And you say these are the people I depend on for my survival

One world, one people, one love


Friday, June 22, 2012

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Well ain't that the ritz calling the saltine a ...


Is it now acceptable to proclaim the pot calling the kettle black in polite company?

I keep hearing this saying roll off the tongues of supposedly enlightened persons who apparently haven't a clue it might carry offense for others.

Is there something wrong with the kettle being black?  I have always wondered what the hell that is about?

Is this colloquialism some deep intellectual insight based on ancient cultural wisdom, perhaps Latin? Or is this exactly what it sounds like?

Well I decided to conduct some deep, exhaustive and comprehensive research on this phrase, and here is what wikipedia has to say about it:


"Oho!' said the pot to the kettle; "You are dirty and ugly and black! Sure no one would think you were metal, Except when you're given a crack."

"Not so! not so! kettle said to the pot; "'Tis your own dirty image you see; For I am so clean -without blemish or blot- That your blackness is mirrored in me"

Hmmmm.

So I propose that we change this colloquialism just a bit to see if it gives offense to the seemingly oblivious.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Phryzznian Man


Black codes from the underground


Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Monday, June 18, 2012

Go back and tell Chalky to kiss my black ass

In the hood, there is one and only one unforgivable, going out like a punk.

You can lose big and still be respected as long as you go down swingin.

When I go down its gon be some motherfuckers with sore kneecaps and chewed up ankles with dents in anything else I can get ahold of on the way down.

There's only three things that's for sure

Sunday, June 17, 2012

Saturday, June 16, 2012

Do what you wanna do

Be what you are

I have struggled my entire life to fit into the preconceived expectations of of a world that can be as mean as it is ignorant.

If you are the proverbial square peg in the round hole it can be truly disorienting.

That is, until you figure our how to tell them what they really need to hear.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Thursday, June 14, 2012

Learn to walk black

Good luck brother

Baltimo?

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Something worth fighting for

Don't just tell us to fight, give us something worth fighting for.

Monday, June 11, 2012

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Saturday, June 9, 2012

See, what had happened was ...

 
This ain't the poot butt league man


Thursday, June 7, 2012

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Monday, June 4, 2012

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Senor Blues

If you want to watch peoples heads explode just tell them that jazz is a composer's art.

Horace Silver is one, but certainly not the only, master composer who claims the jazz tradition as his home.

Senor blues is one, but certainly not Silver's only, masterwork.

Taj Mahal is a traditional blues and folk artist who brought his A game to the jazz tradition.





Thursday, May 31, 2012

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Monday, May 21, 2012

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

WTF, telemarketers disregard the do not call list?


I thought we had these sombitches on the run.

If politicians want to do something to make themselves popular they can drive a stake through the heart of these assholes.

Unless they just want to leave the loopholes in the law so they can annoy us with pre-recorded messages at election time about how hard they are fighting on our behalf.

Sigh!


Monday, May 14, 2012

Its the way nature planned it

Ready or not, it seems we will now have a national discussion about gender identity.

I will admit that I am still a bit confused by the whole thing.  I mean just the whole plumbing thing of what goes where is enough to overwhelm the uninitiated.  And I guess just having gay men marry lesbian women is an over simplification of the problem.  At least the plumbing fixtures would fit, huh, huh, huh!  I suppose life is never that simple.

But it seems to me that as long those who identify with nontraditional gender roles are simply trying to carve out a place in the universe to live life the best way they know how, then the least the rest of us can do is scooch over a bit and give them a little room to breathe free.

But that doesn't mean the hipper than hip in crowd gets to look at us funny just because we don't get it.  You are strange to us and that is not our fault. Just because  the high powered media types have organized a slick campaign to convince the rest of us hicks that this is the coolest thing since ice dispensers on refrigerators doors doesn't mean we have to like it.  And we won't.  But we can and should acknowledge the humanity of even those who are different.

So if you think you can manage to mow your grass, pay your taxes and bring your herbie curbie in off the street before the sun rises again then welcome to the neighborhood.  If you don't judge me I won't judge you.  But let's be clear here, I don't like this or understand it.  That doesn't make me a bad person any more than not liking golf, chitlins or Game of Thrones.  Its just the way God made me!

Personally, I think we all would have been better off with civil unions.  Think about it.  This would have given a wider scope of interested persons access to this so called equality.  For example, what if a single parent has a good job with benefits for herself and her children.  But she wanted her mother, who has no health insurance, to stay home and take care of the kids.  Why couldn't civil unions allow a mother and a daughter to band together for mutual economic benefit.  The mother gets subsidized health care, the single parent gets a homemaker to take care of her kids while she earns a living.  What about two little old spinster ladies trying to take care of each other into old age making a legal commitment to each other.

Where is it written that this issue has to be about gay and lesbian people.  This could have been about a lot more than who your dance partner is when its time to do the hokey pokey.  But that doesn't seem to be where we are headed now.

Everybody on all sides of this issue better strap in because this seems to be headed for political bloodsport, and that's what its all about.






Sunday, May 13, 2012

Saturday, May 12, 2012

I think I'm in love

I have always wondered why so called journalist allow the political types to go on air and Texas 2 step their way around the question that everybody wants answered.

Not today. Not Tamron Hall.

Dayum girl, I am scared of you. I do not want to roll up on you in a dark alley.

For those of you who don't speak ghetto allow me to translate:

Bitch you in my house so don't play me.

I ain't done nothin to you yet but you will feel it when I fuck with you.

You are seriously pissing me off. 

So shut the hell up and get off my air.

Now the point is not that she smacked her "guest" around on air.  The point is that she demanded accountability from those who would come on her air and use it to spew uselessness.

I guess the end result of everyone holding their guests accountable would be fewer politicians agreeing to go on these programs.  But you know that might not be the worst thing that ever happened.  Maybe they could use that airtime to run better cartoons or something.

And that is Soul for real.









If You Want It by ice1906

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Friday, May 4, 2012

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Maybe we need extra security screening

for angry white men at the airport or something.

You know, place the scrutiny where the threat is actually located.
That way all those perfectly innocent Pakistani men in traditional garb can fly home to visit their mothers on mothers day and back without a bunch of hassle.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

Monday, April 30, 2012

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Friday, April 27, 2012

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Wednesday, April 18, 2012