Good mornin' blues

Welcome aboard, here's a bucket...

Is it a crime

I started a joke

I will fight

Now talk sucka

On yellow streaks and dead possums

In this world there are no neutral corners. You must pick a team or be targeted by both sides. As the saying goes, the only thing in the middle of the road are yellow streaks and dead possums (or dead armadillos depending on your locale).

It would appear that this little nugget of wisdom has been borne out in abundance

But as we find ourselves confronting the incipient bloom of silly season it might be wise to remember that truth takes no sides.

Remember, people who claim to hear the voice of God are most likely just crazy. And this fact is usually not apparent until God puts them in bed with a dead hooker and calls the cops (or worse yet The National Inquirer).